My Little Bird

cloysterbell: If my internet had a face, I would punch it.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:08 -0400

cloysterbell:

If my internet had a face, I would punch it.

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:35 -0400

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” - Walt Disney

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:16:34 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

My mum just said that I should go to sleep because I have to get up in 6 hours...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:40:14 -0400

potter-who-lock:

valval-the-cat: i’d probably be the worst lover ever, because the moment you drop your pants, i’d...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:40:03 -0400

valval-the-cat:

i’d probably be the worst lover ever, because the moment you drop your pants, i’d starting singin’ pants on the ground

iwillmindfuckyou: i have never felt so much second hand...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:43:40 -0400

iwillmindfuckyou:

i have never felt so much second hand embarrassment than i have right now

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:43:23 -0400

obeseblackguy: do she got a booty

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:43:10 -0400

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy: she dooooo

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:43:08 -0400

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:19 -0400

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

psyducked: swiftingthrough: is this glee

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:51:35 -0400

psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:54:36 -0400

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

womeneatingyoghurt: This is a personal favourite of mine...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:54:31 -0400

womeneatingyoghurt:

This is a personal favourite of mine because she’s so strong and independent! She’s really cool because even though her friend (I think it might be her jealous brother!) is quite bland with his orange juice, she seems really confident and happy with her yoghurt. Her hair is really cool too and she reminds me of a girl that used to be in this music group I used to know, and they must have eaten a lot of yoghurt because they had to keep so healthy and fit to sing that song about stopping right now! She’s also a bit cheeky because she isn’t sharing the yoghurt and shes taken all the fruit! But that’s ok because she’s really cool and happy with her choices.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:59 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:36 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:29 -0400

its-all-in-your-mind-darling: but i have to…

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:23 -0400

its-all-in-your-mind-darling:

but i have to…

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:52:51 -0400

ps-imadethis: This week we’re giving a sugary shout-out...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:52:24 -0400

ps-imadethis:

This week we’re giving a sugary shout-out to No Bake Makery. The DIY approach to baking (as-in, Do-It-Yourself…without an oven!) illustrated in her new bookcaught our eye, and our sweet tooth…so we decided to take one of the recipes for a spin. Tie on a vintage apron and channel your inner June Cleaver to whip up this modern take on a classic warm weather treat!

To create: Pour a pack of gelatin into a small bowl filled with 3 tbps of water; let mixture sit for 2 minutes. Combine 3/4 cup each of raspberries, blueberries, and sugar in a saucepan. Cook ingredients over medium-low heat. Once the sugar has completely dissolved, stir in the gelatin mixture and let dissolve, before removing from heat. Cool to room temperature. Next, use an electric mixer to mix 2 cups of heavy cream in a large bowl. Mix until stiff peaks form. Gently fold the berry mixture in with the cream. Cover the bottom of an 8-inch square pan with aluminum foil and nonstick spray, then line with wafer cookies. Pour the mousse mixture into the pan evenly, then vertically insert the remaining cookies. Cover with saran wrap and freeze overnight. Peel away the plastic wrap then slice and serve!

Get down with DIY and a dope playlist

CLICK HERE for the P.S.- I made this..Playlist

Curated by The Jane Doze

rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:51:27 -0400

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that