My Little Bird

My name is Bridget and I can't be bothered to do my math homework. Moved from New York to South Florida. Barista and daycare asst. You should leave me a message. You can call my birdie🐣

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evilkirkseyeliner:

its a shame spock wasnt raised on earth bc vulcan children were vicious with their insults “you have no place in the universe” “your father’s a traitor and your mother’s a whore”

meanwhile kids on earth would just be like

"HA HA GUESS WHAT UR NAME RHYMES WITH"

(via thechosenwielder)


worthy-fallen-angel:

sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

We also believe in the supernatural

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(via thechosenwielder)


surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via intensional)

  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*


memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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(via lubricates)


pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

(via oreoofficial)


consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via vvebkinz)


tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via oreoofficial)


awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via ruinedchildhood)